JOKES FOR THE DAY.
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Here they come:
*Imagine a pornstar who wins an award for best pornstar of the year and she be like, I want to thank God Almighty for..."*
For what my sister? I repeat for what?
In fact the thunder that will fire you is still receiving salary.
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*Have u noticed Pastors children are always forming celebrities in church as if dey went 2 Jerusalem High School*
I have six egg.
I broke two.
I fried two.
I eat two.
How many egg remain?
99% will fail.
*There are some friends that can buy you alcohol worth 10k for free but cannot lend you just 1k...*
Avoid such friends!
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That awkward moment when your teacher ask you, what is 1 ×2? But because you are addicted to betting, you reply Home or Away Win.
I knew the economic state was worse wen I heard someone pricing NEPA BILL...
He was like "Bros abeg how much for low current"???😂😂🤣🤣😆😆
*Remove sex from a relationship, you will discover most people have nothing to offer*.
*When a man marries the wrong woman, the devil leaves him alone.*
Because he is finished already.
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*_Watch your anger. One man got so angry today that he reported his girlfriend to his wife!_*
LADIES; Please stop dressing to impress guys. All what men think about is how to undress you. Guys am I Communicating?? 😂😂
Your mate are busy working hard for the future, you're busy carrying flowers on your head all in the name of snapchat.......My dear, have mercy on yourself....!!!!😒
Some girls be like my name is Rose, but when u look at her face she look like weed😎😎🚶🚶
Because of some of you, I can't upload a pix I snapped with my mum.
Because some of you will start commenting 'Nice Couple'😂😂😂😂😂
Ladies.....No matter how cute your selfie looks on facebook or instagram ....your National ID will humble you.
During the burial of a virgin Lady, the pastor with a sad face ended with the following words "Now you are giving termites what you denied men'' All the men shouted *''AMEN''*☺☺☺😎😎
Please Oh! Don't disturb me I beg, I have headache in my leg😇😇😇
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