JOKES FOR THE DAY.
I don't understand why church ushers won't let me sleep in the church can't I sleep in my father's house? πππ
If i drink 5alive and jump from 3 storey building sebi my life will still remain 4 ???? π
Being single is really tiring
Sometimes I have to text myself "good night love" with my other simπ’π’
You left your house in Lagos and came all the way to Abuja to visit him. Now, he is trying to Romance you and you are saying that you did not come for this. What did you come for? To charge your phone?
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True evangelism is wen u enter into a football viewing center
And u boldly off d TV
Nd say brethren it's time to hear the word
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Marriage is really a swt thing for men,
u come home,u wait for food, u chop food..and later chop d person dat cooked the foodππ.
TGIFπ
πSee, forget about the pretty face and the packaging, most slay queens are hungry
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True or False
To every Lady reading this post, you'll get PREGNANT before the end of this month....iffa hear PIM, it will be TRIPLETSππ
You left your house in Lagos and came all the way to Abuja to visit him. Now, he is trying to Romance you and you are saying that you did not come for this. What did you come for? To charge your phone?
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Ladies and gentlemen .... If your guy no fit buy you iPhone, he should buy you itel. All na i...
DID YπU KNπ
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Meanwhile some people are single now because dey started dating from jss1
Their dating bundle have already finished.ππ
DID YπU KNπ€₯W
African girls dates who they love & end up marrying who’s ready...
So my Brother forget love,
Just be ready..
The girl I am crushing on in this group just called me Sweetheartππ
Please how much is wedding gown?
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Seeπ
Let's Love one another the way weed smokers Love themselves... Those nigg*s share their w**d no matter how little...π
Who can remember those days when one person will be outside turning the Antenna and be shouting .........E don clear????π§π§ππ
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I don't understand how some poeple will borrow your gas cooker to boil water and BOOM! the next minutes, they will be cutting yam. Hunman being ehn!
πForget about big boobs, big ass and sexy body.
Your kids deserve a mum who can stand up and speak intelligently in a PTA meeting.
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Friends please pray for me..I think am getting weak.. Imagine I couldn't finish #500 bread and #350 beans πππ
Pls my sister, Date a rich man, No man is faithful π π Is better to cry in Dubai than Cry in onitsha ππ
The only exercise I hate doing is running π out of cash I can loose weight in two days πππ
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