JOKES OF THE DAY
Aunty Stella is back and this time for the best. Her jokes will get you reeling in laughter all day.
Nigerian students will fight to sit at the front during lecture and fight to sit at the back during exams. Confused generation.
😂
So some idiot came to me today and told me that my Ex is now fresh, looking beautiful, stunning, figure 8, this and that.
Please guys if they renovate my primary school, does that mean I should leave University and start primary school again? 🙄🙄😂
[6/27, 22:51] Stella: Blood Test
*Akpos met Kwame crying at the entrance of the hospital. The following conversation ensued:AKPOS: Kwame, why are you crying?KWAME: I came for a blood test and they cut my finger for it.Suddenly Akpos started crying...KWAME: (wipes his tears) Akpos, why are you crying?AKPOS: I came here for a urine test.*
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
When You Are Unemployed NoBody Respects You Even Chickens have Sex In Front Of You 😢
*The same hands that washes the vagina, cooks the food you eat. So when a woman says she has you in her palms, believe her.*
👐😁😂
Am i the only one who doesn't know my height, weight and blood type?🤧🤧🤧
If they ask every guy on Facebook to post their babe's picture, some girls will be posted more than ten times😂😂😂
Some people will leave u half way in a chat, then reply 3 days later with Sorry I slept off
its Die you Died😂😂😂
Have you ever been broke before that made you go through your contacts and you noticed that all your contact list are useless😂😂😂
My Landlord is a very caring man. I came back and met two padlocks on my door, I'm very sure it's because of the security issues in our area😂😂😂
*Fake Promises During Sex Includes:😆😆 baby I will buy money for u🤣🤣🤣*
Dear ladies don't force your self on a man.cry and move on. Even ambulance cry as it moves
😂🤣😆
*No man is stubborn. Just get these four keys*🔑
*Submission, prayer, Sex and food.You will see him behaving like a little boy* 👌
*Guys am I saying your minds?*
Married women, satisfy your husband well, so our girls can walk freely on the street, Abeg.
Don't let FACEBOOK PROFILE deceive you, a lot of us here have not eaten since yesterday.
P-shows
Laugh with Aunty Stella.
Jokes for the day.
Nigerian students will fight to sit at the front during lecture and fight to sit at the back during exams. Confused generation.
😂
So some idiot came to me today and told me that my Ex is now fresh, looking beautiful, stunning, figure 8, this and that.
Please guys if they renovate my primary school, does that mean I should leave University and start primary school again? 🙄🙄😂
[6/27, 22:51] Stella: Blood Test
*Akpos met Kwame crying at the entrance of the hospital. The following conversation ensued:AKPOS: Kwame, why are you crying?KWAME: I came for a blood test and they cut my finger for it.Suddenly Akpos started crying...KWAME: (wipes his tears) Akpos, why are you crying?AKPOS: I came here for a urine test.*
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
When You Are Unemployed NoBody Respects You Even Chickens have Sex In Front Of You 😢
*The same hands that washes the vagina, cooks the food you eat. So when a woman says she has you in her palms, believe her.*
👐😁😂
Am i the only one who doesn't know my height, weight and blood type?🤧🤧🤧
If they ask every guy on Facebook to post their babe's picture, some girls will be posted more than ten times😂😂😂
Some people will leave u half way in a chat, then reply 3 days later with Sorry I slept off
its Die you Died😂😂😂
Have you ever been broke before that made you go through your contacts and you noticed that all your contact list are useless😂😂😂
My Landlord is a very caring man. I came back and met two padlocks on my door, I'm very sure it's because of the security issues in our area😂😂😂
*Fake Promises During Sex Includes:😆😆 baby I will buy money for u🤣🤣🤣*
Dear ladies don't force your self on a man.cry and move on. Even ambulance cry as it moves
😂🤣😆
*No man is stubborn. Just get these four keys*🔑
*Submission, prayer, Sex and food.You will see him behaving like a little boy* 👌
*Guys am I saying your minds?*
Married women, satisfy your husband well, so our girls can walk freely on the street, Abeg.
Don't let FACEBOOK PROFILE deceive you, a lot of us here have not eaten since yesterday.
P-shows
Laugh with Aunty Stella.
Jokes for the day.